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Friday, May 7, 2010

Bobbing for Orcs!!!

A funny thing happened on the way to the Land of the Giants. Our weary party stumbled over the last ridge into a vale with a frozen pond. A party of Orcs had chipped a hole in the ice and were filling their water skins. As we watched, a blue tentacle reached out from the hole and was grasping for a quick snack.....
What were we to do? What would you do?

Let me know what your party would do.

1 comment:

  1. Stand back and let the thing under the ice eat it's fill then cross in safety not having to battle orcs or hungry water monster.


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