*Recently heard around my Gaming Table*
Why do all the Sci-Fi Channels' D & D movies blow Kobolds?
Well I'll Tell you why, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE DWARVES IN THEM THAT'S WHY!!! Before you call me crazy, think about it for a minute. What fantasy race is more iconic? Elves? Just pluck a couple of guys from a Duran Duran cover band and slap some pointy ears on them. Get with the plan Hollywood "Short Guys with Beards = Made for TV success". I hear Adam Baldwin is available.